thetenssf:

(Or: Oh my god, words!)

As you may or may not have read, I quit smoking. While no longer cool and sophisticated, I am happy with this decision. I have not bitten anyone’s head off yet, nor have I thrown anything out the window. Hooray me.

As part of this, I have agreed to donate $5 for any and…

I’ve decided to go with One Million Moms. Congratulations, One Million Moms, on being the lucky loser in this challenge. I hereby promise to donate $50 to One Million Moms should I buy a pack of cigarettes before 6 months of my quit date. I will donate $5 to Focus on the Family for every cigarette I smoke between now and August 19. None of these motherfuckers are going to get any money from me, because I’m not going to smoke. But if I do (which I won’t), I will send the money and hate myself for the rest of my life.

It’s been 4 days, 2 hours, and 34 minutes since my last cigarette. I have saved $28.75, having not smoked 82 cigarettes. I would have spent 8 hours and 12 minutes of the past 4 days, 2 hours, and 34 minutes smoking. Ugh. Barf. Barf.

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4. annabellesunday answered: Keep it up! I’m rootin’ for you and don’t want you to donate any money.
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    I’ve decided to go with One Million Moms. Congratulations, One Million Moms, on being the lucky loser in this challenge....

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20. circuitboardseahorse answered: Oh god. They both look terrible, but One Million Moms looks slightly worse. Go for that one.
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22. theradicalmiracle answered: If you choose Liberty, earmark it to the Theatre department which is a somewhat queer-safe space (according to a friend there).
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25. heyblockhead answered: Liberty. Not everyone who comes out of Liberty is a Bible-thumping anti-abortion protester. Actual, useful people are sometimes the result.
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