1. What kind of cameras do you use?
Canon XTi* Panasonic Lumix LX3** Canon G15, an HTC Evo Cell Phone, an Agfa Selecta, other rando-toy types.
*Water Bottle catastrophe ruined that one
2. Can I buy you alcohol?
Without a doubt.
3. Can I give you some life advice?
No. Go fuck yourself.
4. Where do you go to school?
UC Tenderloin Community College of the LawGradumatated!
5. Shouldn’t you be studying more?
See answer to number 3 above.
6. What are your favorite neighborhoods to photograph?
The Tenderloin and Mid-Market
7. Did you know that your photos suck and that you are not interesting or funny?
Yes. My parents and girlfriends have been telling me this for years.
8. I think I saw you taking photos the other day.
No, you didn’t. Not all white people look alike. (Except white dudes with beards in San Francisco, we do all look alike.)
9. What’s your favorite burrito?
Tacos from La Palma
10. No, really, I think I saw you.
If I looked like this: you win!