January 2012
Whenever you post a laundromat picture I half expect to see the little girl twins from 'The Shining' somewhere in the background. There is something sort of sinister in the images... or is it me?
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
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-xoxo Facebook
Maybe people are just taking similar photos. I took one tonight, too.
I’m sure lots of people are taking similar photos. That one just happens to be mine. It’s got some fucked up light shit going on in it, so I know it’s mine. Everyone got it from the 49ers Facebook page, which first posted it without credit. Not the end of the world, but kind of fucking annoying.
The Tens's Second Annual Best Of List!
Best Person Guaranteed to Whip San Francisco Into an Orgiastic Frenzy: Anthony Bourdain
Best Inanimate Object to Whip San Francisco Into an Orgiastic Frenzy: A map of San Francisco
Best Men’s Room to Check Out Another Man’s Junk That Doesn’t Have Mirrors Above the Urinals: Delirium, Edinburgh Castle (Tie)
Best Way to Get San Franciscans Involved in a Blackout Political Movement: Fernet
Best Police Lieutenant: Mike Stone
Best Mayoral Candidate: Emil Lawrence
Best Imminent Resignation by an Elected Office Holder: Ross Mirkarimi
Best Pick-Up Line by a Straight Male (Mission District): Hi, my name is Ty Segall.
Best Pick-Up Line by a Straight Male (Rest of San Francisco): Hi, my name is Pat Burrel, wanna fuck?
Best Burrito: Taco
Best Way to Keep Me From Ever Eating at Your Restaurant: Name it “Tacolicious”
Best Food Trend that Replaced Bacon and Cupcakes: Sticks of butter
Best Month of Summer: January
Best Obnoxious Tattle-Tale: Stanley Roberts
Best College Television Station: KRON
Best Conversation: Person 1: “I just saw Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.” Person 2: “Oh, well I saw the Swedish version.” Person 3: “Oh, well I read the book.” Person 4: “I read the book in Swedish, fuck you.”
Best Person (Under 18): Kid who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge on a field trip on a dare
Best Person (Age Unknown): Person who stole Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini
Best Stranger from the Internet Who Brought Me Food While I was Studying for the Bar: Monkeytonenews
Best Campsite: Jefferson Square Park
Best Place I Saw an Angry Man Smash Another Man’s Guitar: Washington Square Park
Best Vacation Getaway: Port Costa
Best Advertising for a Museum Exhibition That I Did Not Attend: Maharaja: The Splendor of India’s Royal Courts
Best Service Animal I Really, Really, Really Want to See on Muni: Miniature Horse
Best Time to Hear San Franciscans Cry: May 25, 2011, 12th Inning
Best NFL Team I Totally, Absolutely Predicted Would go to the NFC Championship Before the Season: 49ers
Best Rapture: October 21, 2011
Best Use of Extortion of Guarantee Tax Breaks in 140 Characters or Less: Twitter
Best Thing You Will Probably Never See Again: Joanna Rees riding a bus
Best Mafia: Cab Drivers
Best Wait, That Still Exists?: The Power Exchange
Best Faux Grassroots Campaign: Run Ed Run
Best Giants Wife Who Got Mad at Me on Twitter: Nicole Vogelsong
Best Protest: Saggy Pants Protest at SFO
Best Occupy Sign: In Capitalist America, Bank Robs You
Best Boondoggle: Central Subway
Best Thing to Take Photos of: Garage Doors, People, Cars, Buildings, Graffiti, Trains (Tie)
Best Bridge: Lefty O’Doul Bridge
Best Thing I Saw on a Sidewalk in the Tenderloin: Colostomy Bag
Best Time to Leave Lunch: Co-worker says, “I can’t stand the Coen brothers.”
Best Person to Call if Someone Tells You That Someone Needs to Eat this 600 Pounds of Food, Immediately, or They Kill this Puppy: Snapandgo
Best Photo: This one
Best Place to Buy Cigarettes, VHS Tapes, Phone Chargers, Porno Mags, SF Food Bank: 8th & Market, 7th & Market (Tie)
Best Way to Spend a Thursday in April: Getting shitfaced on Manhattans at a judge’s house in West Portal
Best T-Shirts I Purchased: This one and this one
Best Concerts/Worst Alcohol: Drambuie
Best Thing to Get Rid Of: UN Plaza’s Fecal Fountain, Cupid’s Span (Tie)
Best Fashion Trend: The John Muir look
Best Pants: No Pants
Best Purchase: Fingerless Gloves at Kaplan’s
Best Marina Bar: LOL
Best Mobile, Gay Nightclub: The Man Van
Best Best Of List: The Tens’s First Annual Best Of List
