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July 2011

dude. good luck with the bar. almost done!

Thanks. All done. I wish that test on no one. Except maybe that girl who stole my laptop, and I hope she failed.

Jul 29, 20115 notes
Jul 26, 20119 notes
No matter how many times I look at this guy's tattoo, it's still a baby riding a fish. I'm about to get in a fight.

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Jul 20, 201111 notes
littlebird-ofprey said: define ghetto dive bar… and don’t use the nightcap as an example

My favorite dive bar is in san leandro.

Jul 20, 20114 notes
Holy shit, so many Euros walked in. Guess the hostel on Ellis is recommending the Hemlock.

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Jul 20, 20112 notes
Just got called out by some girl for having my box of bar flashcards here. Man, I'm a douchebag.

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Jul 20, 20115 notes
roobix said: if i were wherever you are, i’d buy you a drink. just so you know.

Aren’t we living in the future? Don’t you have an app that can send me a drink? I’m at the hemlock.

Jul 20, 20111 note
Why'd the bartender just give me a dirty look for asking if they had that "had a bad day" song on the jukebox?

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Jul 20, 201112 notes
If I'm hungover tomorrow, do the terrorists win?

Twittering on Tumblr

Jul 20, 20111 note
On the upside, sober summer just came to a crashing end as I'm drinking at a bar by myself right now.

Pity Party, Motherfucker!

Jul 20, 201110 notes
At least they left my flashcards.

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Jul 20, 20113 notes
Spent the last hour walking around the Tenderloin trying to find the motherfucker who stole my bag and laptop out of Hastings. No luck, though was offered lots of drugs, a blowjob and a laptop that wasn't mine.

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Jul 20, 201123 notes
Jul 19, 201147 notes

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poundslb replied to your post: Considering starting a blog called Cunt-y Fucking Bullshit Laws Conceived by Dickwads

stressed?

KITTENS AND RAINBOWS!
Jul 17, 20116 notes
#poundslb
Considering starting a blog called Cunt-y Fucking Bullshit Laws Conceived of by Dickwads

dot tumblr dot com

Jul 17, 201117 notes
I thought you were going on a hiatus. What happened to the hiatus/

These questions are being answered by our call center in Malaysia.

Jul 15, 20116 notes
Holy crap, someone wrote down my thoughts on the bar exam

1. People who don’t record their deeds:Hey. Fuck face. That’s a nice deed you got there. Went ahead and bought TheAcre, didya? That’s awesome. Owning property is a sign of real maturity. Now, why don’t you do us all a favor, and go record the fucking deed…

7. People who use anything more complicated than Fee Simple Absolute in a will:

Hey, old man. Either give Horatio your interest in the Acre, or don’t, alright? Don’t condition it on him growing a mustache, or learning to play the calliope, or winning ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ Don’t grant a springing executive interest to Zenobia if she manages to graduate from Ninja academy. Stop making my life more complicated than it needs to be, you narcissistic old man, and stop trying to control your property from the grave in a vain attempt to make up for your feebleness in life.

Read the rest here: http://bit.ly/r1CtsB (fixed)

Thanks to trueplacesneverare for sending it to me!

Jul 13, 20119 notes
#bar exam
On Hiatus/Semi-Internet Retiredness

You’ll have to find your photos of San Francisco’s up-and-coming Mid-Market neighborhood elsewhere for awhile.

Jul 9, 201116 notes
#be back in august
Jul 8, 201136 notes
#dogs #giants #baseball #cars
Jul 7, 2011428 notes
“Another woman came up to Hollero and asked, “Did that guy just get shot?” Hollero said that woman then ran up to the police, screaming, “What the fuck are you doing, you fucking pigs?” The police told the woman to back off, Hollero said.” —Source: The Bay Citizen (http://bit.ly/rhjkdV)
Jul 7, 20114 notes
#bart police
Jul 6, 201117 notes
#tv shows #fontenot #scenes-from-my-hood #giants #windows #shadows
Jul 6, 201115 notes
#cell phone pics #zz top
Go up to the woods behind UCSF and take a picture of the trees during a foggy morning that looks "scary." I have meant to do it but I am lazy. Considering you just stare at old books and day dream of likes and other dumbshit I say you do it.

I’ll be staring at books for the next month, but then I’ll go up there and take some creepy pics so I can get some likes. 

Hopefully you’ll be BBQ-ing pork after then too, so I can give it some likes.

Jul 6, 20115 notes
Jul 5, 201130 notes
#sunset #night #nob hill
Jul 5, 201161 notes
#fourth of july #san francisco #fireworks #night
Jul 4, 201116 notes
#san francisco #buildings #war
Plenty For All Hot Snakes

Plenty For All
Hot Snakes

Southern California! Let’s go. There’s room for us all. 

Jul 3, 20115 notes
#music #mp3s
Jul 3, 201128 notes
#Barbershops #san francisco
Jul 3, 201117 notes
#buildings #japantown
Jul 3, 201194 notes
Snake PJ Harvey

Snake
PJ Harvey

Rid of Me is such a brilliant fucking album. 

Jul 2, 20116 notes
#music #mp3s
Jul 1, 20118 notes
#beards #margin of error=+/-1.29999994 × 10-8
Jul 1, 20119 notes
#beards #no beards
San Francisco was just named the "greenest city" in all of North America!

ginabobeena:

woot woot!

Take that nasty ass New York City with all your pollution and shit!

I just saw the South Park episode about San Franciscans loving the smell of our own farts.

Jul 1, 201117 notes
#u mad? #san francisco
Jul 1, 201116 notes
#garbage #tenderloin
Jul 1, 20116 notes
#people #tenderloin
Jul 1, 20119 notes
#people #tenderloin #crack #drugs #death
Play
Jul 1, 20119 notes
Jul 1, 20115 notes
#cars #buildings #financial district

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musicboxwaltz replied to your photo: In my high school geometry class, we watched Cool…

how is that relavant?

I know, right? What the hell does Cool Runnings have to do with geometry?

Jul 1, 20115 notes
#musicboxwaltz
Jul 1, 20118 notes
#buildings #high school #financial district
Jul 1, 201110 notes
#buildings #financial district
Jul 1, 201125 notes
#people #Jeebus #financial district #cell phones
Jul 1, 201132 notes
#this day in san francisco history #san francisco #buildings #financial district
Jul 1, 20115 notes
#people #taxis #night
Jul 1, 201111 notes
#giants #baseball #people #mays field
Jul 1, 201118 notes
#people #dudes #dickhead haircuts
Jul 1, 20119 notes
#vans #graffiti #theaters
Jul 1, 20112 notes
#graffiti #people #tendernob
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