dude. good luck with the bar. almost done!
Thanks. All done. I wish that test on no one. Except maybe that girl who stole my laptop, and I hope she failed.
July 2011
No matter how many times I look at this guy's tattoo, it's still a baby riding a fish. I'm about to get in a fight.
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littlebird-ofprey said:
define ghetto dive bar… and don’t use the nightcap as an example
My favorite dive bar is in san leandro.
Holy shit, so many Euros walked in. Guess the hostel on Ellis is recommending the Hemlock.
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Just got called out by some girl for having my box of bar flashcards here. Man, I'm a douchebag.
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roobix said:
if i were wherever you are, i’d buy you a drink. just so you know.
Aren’t we living in the future? Don’t you have an app that can send me a drink? I’m at the hemlock.
Why'd the bartender just give me a dirty look for asking if they had that "had a bad day" song on the jukebox?
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If I'm hungover tomorrow, do the terrorists win?
Twittering on Tumblr
On the upside, sober summer just came to a crashing end as I'm drinking at a bar by myself right now.
Pity Party, Motherfucker!
At least they left my flashcards.
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Spent the last hour walking around the Tenderloin trying to find the motherfucker who stole my bag and laptop out of Hastings. No luck, though was offered lots of drugs, a blowjob and a laptop that wasn't mine.
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KITTENS AND RAINBOWS!stressed?
Considering starting a blog called Cunt-y Fucking Bullshit Laws Conceived of by Dickwads
dot tumblr dot com
I thought you were going on a hiatus. What happened to the hiatus/
These questions are being answered by our call center in Malaysia.
Holy crap, someone wrote down my thoughts on the bar exam
1. People who don’t record their deeds:Hey. Fuck face. That’s a nice deed you got there. Went ahead and bought TheAcre, didya? That’s awesome. Owning property is a sign of real maturity. Now, why don’t you do us all a favor, and go record the fucking deed…
7. People who use anything more complicated than Fee Simple Absolute in a will:
Hey, old man. Either give Horatio your interest in the Acre, or don’t, alright? Don’t condition it on him growing a mustache, or learning to play the calliope, or winning ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ Don’t grant a springing executive interest to Zenobia if she manages to graduate from Ninja academy. Stop making my life more complicated than it needs to be, you narcissistic old man, and stop trying to control your property from the grave in a vain attempt to make up for your feebleness in life.
Read the rest here: http://bit.ly/r1CtsB (fixed)
Thanks to trueplacesneverare for sending it to me!
On Hiatus/Semi-Internet Retiredness
You’ll have to find your photos of San Francisco’s up-and-coming Mid-Market neighborhood elsewhere for awhile.
“Another woman came up to Hollero and asked, “Did that guy just get shot?” Hollero said that woman then ran up to the police, screaming, “What the fuck are you doing, you fucking pigs?” The police told the woman to back off, Hollero said.”
—Source: The Bay Citizen (http://bit.ly/rhjkdV)
Go up to the woods behind UCSF and take a picture of the trees during a foggy morning that looks "scary." I have meant to do it but I am lazy. Considering you just stare at old books and day dream of likes and other dumbshit I say you do it.
I’ll be staring at books for the next month, but then I’ll go up there and take some creepy pics so I can get some likes.
Hopefully you’ll be BBQ-ing pork after then too, so I can give it some likes.
Plenty For All
Hot Snakes
Plenty For All
Hot Snakes
Southern California! Let’s go. There’s room for us all.
Snake
PJ Harvey
Snake
PJ Harvey
Rid of Me is such a brilliant fucking album.
San Francisco was just named the "greenest city" in all of North America!
woot woot!
Take that nasty ass New York City with all your pollution and shit!
I just saw the South Park episode about San Franciscans loving the smell of our own farts.
Play
how is that relavant?
I know, right? What the hell does Cool Runnings have to do with geometry?
