August 2010
seojie replied to your post: I Have Beaten the Plague I finally walked by UC Hastings over the weekend, and all I have to say is that it smells like piss. Sorry! Also, were you at the block party over the weekend? I’m only (very much) (kind of) hoping you were there to take pics and that I was in one
That piss smell… that was piss. I’m surprised you didn’t smell shit and vomit as well. Your nose must not be as refined as mine. I was too busy fighting fever-induced demons and trying to get right with god last week to know what the hell this block party you are talking about was.
I Have Beaten the Plague
My week of whiny overreacting is over! Thank you for all the well wishes. Except this guy. Your You’re (AAAAAAAAAAAAH!) out of my will, jerk. Back to my regularly scheduled whining about school.
do you have the plague? what gives
I’m pretty sure I do, in fact, have the plague. I thought sweet death would have come to me by now, but no. If I’m not better by tomorrow, I’m dropping out of school and moving to an island. Maybe Alameda.
Fuck You Fridays: UC Tenderloin Health Services Edition
Yeah, you know those antibiotics you gave me for this sinus/respiratory/throat infection? They’ve given me the worst heartburn I’ve ever had. Feels like my heart has grown about five times its normal size and that i swallowed a cup of broken glass. Yes, I’ve tried antacids. They aren’t doing shit.
Oh, really? I’m sorry. We close at 1PM, but we’ll drop a prescription for a different antibiotic in your folder at school. We realize you’re incredibly sick and that you’ve only left your house once in the last week, so of course we’ll put it in there because we wouldn’t want you to walk all the way down here to find that we forgot to put it in there and have to wait till Monday. We know that you have this crazy fluctuating fever and feel lightheaded whenever you stand up. So yeah, there’s no way WE WOULD FUCKING FORGET TO PUT IT IN YOUR FOLDER and make you choose between extreme pain or waiting until Monday to get that new fucking prescription. Oh, why yes, I am the same nurse who gave you that cough syrup last year that didn’t have the cap on all the way and spilled all over everything in your bag and ruined your cellphone, so there’s no way I would fucking forget to put your prescription in your folder because that would be too fucking ridiculous.
Motherfuckers.
Pretty Sure This Fever Is Down to 120° Now
Do you really think Fox Plaza is ugly?
Yes. But it is the Mammoth King of Ugliness in that oppressive section of town. I’ve posted a bunch of photos of it, so I must like something about it.
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