August 2010
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July 2010
generic1 asked: I always thought "The Tens" was a reference to the zeitgeist, the decade we live in. But recently, I've heard the Loin referred to as "The Tenders" or "The Tends." Was this a tenderblog the whole time?
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seojie asked: I kid you not, but the dream I had last night had you in it, and you made my right eye bleed!
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Anonymous asked: Hey the Tens, I figure you to be an expert since you blew off your friends to go to a wine bar your last night in SF before moving to LA for the summer. What are your favorite wine bars in the city?
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mimiv asked: Are you really performing at Nob Hill Theater at 7pm on Friday? Isn't that a naked people's club? I didn't have time to read your ENTIRE blog (because I have children to pretend to like) but the first two pages are kinda cool. You're funny. It reminds me of me.
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internerd-deactivated20130412 asked: Hey The Tens
We live in the same city. There are numerous bars that serve beer, gin & tonics and whiskey.
I'm puzzled as to why we've not been out on the lash and gotten into some memorable or amusing scrapes as of yet.
I know your mates are too busy with camping, and are overly concerned with French presses and fava beans, but I somehow...
We live in the same city. There are numerous bars that serve beer, gin & tonics and whiskey.
I'm puzzled as to why we've not been out on the lash and gotten into some memorable or amusing scrapes as of yet.
I know your mates are too busy with camping, and are overly concerned with French presses and fava beans, but I somehow...
brimichelle-deactivated20110310 asked: i'll be there friday the 13th... where should we meet?
thetenssf asked: Hey The Tens,
You seem incredibly good looking, smart, and hilarious from what I can tell. And you're right, you're friends seem like a bunch of assholes. Anyway, what I wanted to ask was, when you play for the Giants next year, what song will you come out to when you come up to bat?
Sincerely,
The Tens
You seem incredibly good looking, smart, and hilarious from what I can tell. And you're right, you're friends seem like a bunch of assholes. Anyway, what I wanted to ask was, when you play for the Giants next year, what song will you come out to when you come up to bat?
Sincerely,
The Tens
reneeisokay replied to your link: Ask me...
Dear Reneeisokay,
I obviously love people, so I can’t speak from personal experience. However, I think if you pursue a career in stand-up comedy, dictatorship, or Wall Street, you will find a path to success. I am available as a pool boy once you’ve arrived.
-The Tens
mightequinn asked: Have you ever ridden a Segway?
brimichelle-deactivated20110310 asked: will you be my accomplice? you know, for the bank robberies.
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“One Cross Apiece” Obits
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Missed Connections: To the prostitute peeing on...
When I saw you squatting in the middle of the street, I thought, no, she can’t be peeing there. But you were. And when you saw me, you were kind enough to smile and wave. When recounting this tale to a friend, she asked if I had waved back and when I told her I didn’t, she pointed out how rude that was of me and suggested this Missed Connection. So please, lady of the night, consider...
