The Tens

i don’t understand how thetenssf is so damn popular. the pictures he takes are mediocre, commentary is nothing special. is he simply supported by people who live in the mission who think it’s the cool thing to do? if i’m missing something, excuse my ignorance and please inform me. he hung like a moose and just smashin’ the females into hypnosis?

“cyberPUNK” from Superfuture.  and Tumblr.

I can’t complain. Scored front row seats in the bleachers. Caught a ball thrown by Aubrey Huff. Gave the ball to a kid. Complained about knocking over a bit of my beer when I caught the ball, immediately the kid’s dad comes out of nowhere and hands me a beer. Try to explain the High On Fire song that would be my “At Bat music” when the Giants come to their senses and sign me to a contract; have that song come on randomly at some bar after the game. Hit Dolores, perfect weather. Stand out in front of the ballpark today waiting to buy a cheap ticket to get in, have some random guy hand me a ticket for right behind home plate. Turns out the guy is super rad and had a blast hanging out with him and his friends. Love life now that school is out for the summer.

You might run into a small obstacle with your next dipshit law.

“All persons, born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”