weakmeatstrongeat: Either you or your doppelganger spent all morning at the cafe where I work. If it wasn't you, you should know that someone has stolen your face and is running around using it in San Francisco.
Sucks for him. (nope, wasn’t me.)
San Francisco has the most busted looking police cars
What the hell is David Karp doing at Eddy & Jones?
snapandgo replied to your photo: I’m always stoked when SFist features one of my…
so….were you sporting a boner while looking at your own photo?
“Sporting a boner”? You should write for Penthouse.
And yes, I always sport a boner when looking at my own photos.
I’m always stoked when SFist features one of my photos, but it’s a little disturbing seeing my shot next to this woman and her sad, sad outfit. In other news, I’m thinking about starting a women’s clothing store called Boner Killers.








